Archive for December, 2005

Bangbus - Melissa

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Bangbus - Melissa

Bangbus - Melissa

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Are you ready for another adventure with the one and only Marko, at the helm of our beloved form of transportation and degridation - the Almighty BANG BUS?…Well pack your shit and let’s ride fools…We cranked things bringing one of our homies, Bobby…you might remember him… when we picked his ass up, to get busy with one of our ladies on the Bus….now we brought him along for his first ride with Marko behind the wheel…We decide to go down to Lil’ Havana…where the Latin Hoochies live in the M.I.A….to look for an unsuspecting little hottie to clarify a discussion me an Marko were having…which went as follows…The art of Tea Bagging…and where do your balls get placed…I myself am positive that you should place your beans on the victim’s forehead…While my less-sexually deviant driver believes the proper location is in the mouth…You know we had to get this one right…So we find this little cutie walking around Cuban town wearing a Puerto Rican Flag T-shirt…that’s a call for the wild here in Miami…so we offered her some money to educate us on her neighborhood and such. Conversation got interesting as she told us about her “fuck buddies” and we thought it’d be a good time to bring up the tea bagging debate. Well, Melissa had never even heard of it, but she agreed with Marko. And what did she get for disagreeing with an expert? That’s right — Bobby’s big ol’ balls all over her forehead. Little did we know that she would try to put his dick in her mouth! Melissa was on fire! She started sucking his dick and forgot about our interview. What followed was some hard fucking with Melissa’s big round ass bouncing all over our van. Fuckin’ Bobby didn’t impress her though. She was pretty upset that she didn’t get to cum! We kicked his ass out and let Marko take over and show her how we really do it on the BANG BUS!

Bangbus - Lawda Mercy!

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Bangbus - Lawda Mercy

Bangbus - Lawda Mercy

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You know… not to brag…too much… the Almighty Bang Bus heralded in a new era of online debauchery… we started this whole trend! I mean… really… where else would you have found 3 guys, a van, a camera, and the intellectual property to mastermind such a dastardly deed?! Only in Miami meng… hahaha… for real… but yeah.. Mercy had the fates spin her destiny to intersect with mine own… poor thing… She was coming out of some trendy South Beach store with ambitions of materialistic gain… whoa… what’s with my writing… D. Sanchez can read good fuckers!!! So I kick the whole $$$ for questions gig… to the sum of $500… as soon as she mentioned that was half her rent.. I knew the prospect was gold! In the Bang Bus we find ourselves patting each other on the back..not ass as JT would’ve liked… for such a great find! This chick had a body! Nice round perky NATURAL tits… great toasty nips… a tight bubble butt… and a self proclaimed “tight pussy”… exactly.. that’s what the convo was like… guess she figured that she could maybe sweet talk herself into more cash??? Who knows? But the reality of the situation suggests otherwise… So yeah… we talk her out of her shirt and everything else along with it..and get down to business… Mercy did have a sense of humor about it tho… any broad who burps into cameras and thinks it’s cute… well… you know… Blowjob classes were conducted by Prof. Mercy in the south end of the Bang Bus… JT’s lucky rainbow ass got to plow his cock deep into Mercy’s wet pussy… great sex… and then… the punchline! In classic Bang Bus fashion… we convince the broad to pay for our subs first…. we needed to stop by the ATM…. haha.. needless to say.. you know the outcome…. Enjoy this one fuckers….it’s good shit…. The Dirty One…

Bangbus - Keyla

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Bangbus - Keyla

Bangbus - Keyla

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OK… so check this one out… My girl Keyla calls me up and tells me some atrocious news… apparently her bullshit “man” has been laying his hands on her…. fucking asshole… so she tells me that she wants get REVENGE and asked me if I could assist her… I didn’t think twice… Before we picked her up… Ugs went thru our secret stash of names … people that we come across that volunteer their services… So after picking up Keyla… we go get John… that’s right… the ROYAL REVERSAL! Now John’s just like the rest of the Miami bimbos we pick up… Dazed and Confused… hahaha… So after riding towards the end of the rainbow for a while and delving into the minimal mind of John… we got down to business… While Keyla was stripping down.. the love tap markings started to show up… now we were all bugged out.. John especially… so his idea was.. “let’s do something to get back at him…” … we were WAY ahead of him… I had no idea that Keyla had such a great ass… perky tits… and impressive blowjob skills! WOW! Not to mention that she could ride the hell out of a cock… wow.. she fucked the life out of John… ass bouncing on dick is always fun to watch… After all was said and done… we had to get this guy the fuck out of here… so I “accidentally” dropped a shirt out the window… we stopped.. and asked John to get it….. you know the rest… hahaha…. TO ALL YOU ASSHOLES THAT THINK HITTING GIRLS IS COOL… REMEMBER… The Bang Bus is out there….. ready to help her get her revenge! The Dirty One…

Bangbus - Ellia

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Bangbus - Ellia

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Ahhh yes… welcome my loyal minions.. to yet another installment of the infamous Bang Bus! This week we come to you live from the ‘hood… Ugs and I figured that the best place to search for some money hungy mami was here… I was all ready to pick up some mean gangsta bitch type… but was caught completely off guard by the likes of Ellia. This barely legal brunette was roaming the local shopping center when we caught up with her… Not to get controversial.. but she was one of I’d say 4 white people there… so I figured she HAD to be grimey… After flagging her down… we get to talking and find out that Ellia’s sweet looks hide a sheltered vixen waiting to come out! Ok… maybe that’s too much… but she definitely seemed like the type to jump on the first foreign dick in her path…. luckily for all of us.. Alex was riding along for just that….. what more can you ask from the guy… so yeah… after offering the unemployed Ellia the sum of $500 for our little “documentary”… we were off yet again… I decided to dig deep into this one’s background….so after she tells me about her ultra-christian upbringing and her only having had sex with black men… I knew this one I HAD TO CONQUER! Apparently she wasn’t into white dudes at all.. but luckily for us.. the color of green sees no boundaries! $1000 to fuck my boy Alex…. her first latin ever… and it was a wrap… After getting her down to her birthday suit.. I saw why black guys talk to Ellia… her juicy round bubble butt ass! IT’S HUGE! So after some good blowjob action… it was on to the fucking… nothing like a white girl with a big butt riding a latino cock for the first time boy.. I think we turned her! After it was all said and done… it was about that time…. so we drop her off in some random part of Miami… hey… the way I figured.. she’d feel right at home in any ghetto…. haha… you know how the rest goes… enjoy this one fuckers.. it was fun… The Dirty One…

Bangbus - Nicole

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Bangbus - Nicole

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I don’t know what I was thinking letting Ugs talk me into going to Broward County to search and sweep for chicks… why would I wanna leave the confines of Miami???? Anyways.. after much protest and finger pointing… we come up to Hollywood beach and are looking for their version of Ocean Drive… After not being able to find it…heh… we stumbled upon this great young slender blonde named Nicole… she was hanging out in front of some pizza joint having lunch… I figured.. what the hell.. and went in for the prize… This barely legal beauty had such a pretty face! Turns out she’s from Arizona and is down here visiting family… and poor thing… she doesn’t have any friends to hang out with…. I love this shit.. So yeah.. I let her know about our indy film project.. and how it pays to hang out with the likes of Ugs.. which when you think about it is absolutely necessary… only reason I do it!… we were off! Small town chick from Arizona hadn’t really seen much of the outside world.. she’s one of those backwood types… which are just perfect for me! Her great natural tits made their appearance after much ridicule for her lack of adventure… reverse psychology at it’s best fellas! MAN did she have a great tight ass too… nice round booty and tiny tight pussy were all the more reason to proceed! Alex.. bless his little brain… did come in and provide the stationary cock for this one… can’t ask too much from the guy… Nicole sure did love sucking on his dick… messy blowjob ya’ll… the sex was great… for not getting out much.. she sure did know how to ride a cock… When everything was said and done… we found ourselves in the middle of Libery City… let’s just say it isn’t the most chic of spots…. hahaha… I bet the homies loved this sacrifice!! HAHA! Enjoy ! The Dirty One….


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